Monday, September 28, 2009

Notes I found Noteworthy

7 chronological words from "The Great Code"
  1. Creation
  2. Exodus
  3. Law
  4. Wisdom
  5. Prophecy
  6. Gospel
  7. Apocolypse
  • Minding your Ps and Js
J- Yahweh: The better story teller. Some believe this was a female writer.
P- The priestly writer. Systematic. Lists. You have to go out and do something in order to be good.

  • One of the questions asked in class was why should one not name their daughter Jezebel... my sister named her small dog this for the same fact that it would not be appropriate for a person.
  • Pater: male an in charge.
  • Male Patriarchs in the Bible: Abraham, Isaac, Jacob.
  • A movie is just life without all of the boring parts.
  • Epic of Gilamesh: Oldest literary work in the world? Predates the Bible.
  • Cain and Abel: Is knowledge itself erotic?
  • Who is Lillith? She is NOT in the Bible.
  • What is Abel a keeper of? Sheep.
  • Why did the Methuselah take so long? It probably didn't.
  • TNK: Torah, Neviim, Ketuvim. Law, Prophets, Writings
  • Hebrew was not an alphabetical system. The Alphabet was only invented once.
  • An Answer closes down discussion rather than opens it up.
  • Sexson wants everyone to have a really good, and a really bad day.
  • "God helps those who help themselves." This statement is found no where in the Bible.

why is it important to learn about the Bible....?

There are many reasons one should be familiar with the literature found within the Bible. To name a few: 1) The Bible is often quoted or used in many pop culture movies/music (if one was not familiar with the Bible, then they would not have the same knowledge as the unwashed masses found in our classroom) 2) If one were to walk through a museum, such as the Louvre in Paris, that person would be able to better understand most of the paintings that are resembling scenes found in the Bible. 3) If you know more about the content of the Bible, you would sound a lot smarter getting into a heated argument with a Catholic Priest.

Yes I have been guilty of watching movies with Bible references, and I was not one of the people who was able to pick up on them. Yes I have been to many museums, including the Louvre, and had no idea that most of the paintings had anything at all to do with Biblical stories. However, the time in my life I most wish I knew more about the Bible was during an intense session of "flighting" with Father Bob. I had just finished my first year of College at MSU, and that spring I had declared my major as English Literature. I went back to my families ranch with an attitude that I was "so well read" just because of my new found title as an English student (though I had really only read 3 books the entire year). My final paper for my writing class was a research paper where I questioned the validity of the mormon Bible, using geographical, geological and historical references to back my thesis up... Because of this paper, I have to admit that my feelings towards the christian Bible became tainted as well. At the time I did not look at it as a peice of literature, but just the opposite. I saw the Bible as a book of rules and morals that one must live by, or else they were a bad person, and I strongly despised the Bible for trying to tell me if I was a good person or not. (remember: this was 6 years ago and I was a rebellious 18 year old English Major/scholar who knew everything.)

Earlier that spring, my mother had just donated some land to the Catholic Church so that a Catholic college could be built in Lander, Wyoming. Because of this, the "Catholics" (as my ranch manager called them) were always around our property and talking to my mom. One afternoon I was sitting at the dining room table reading some gossip magazine when Father Bob graced me with his presence. He did not seem to notice that I was extremely busy reading about Britney Spears' celulite that was easily noticeable in her candid bathing suit shot. Instead, he interupted my moment of pure happiness and started talking about stuff I really could care less about. 1) his life story 2) he was an English major as well 3) what the Catholics were planning to do with their new land 4) 5) 6) 7).... and so on. Out of nowhere, Father Bob says 'Hey, you are an English Major. What do you think about the Bible?' Well, I had just done a whole research paper on the Mormom Bible, so what was the difference? I began to boast about how I thought the Bible was stupid and how adults use it as their little imaginary friend when they feel alone in the world, and how everything in the Bible is fake. blah blah blah. (remember : im 18) Father Bobs reply to all my nonsence was that he thought I would have a differnet stance on it because its not just a Bible, but an amazing peice of literature that any well read English student or person could appreciate. I did not understand what he meant by that so I asked Father Bob to elaborate. Father Bob explained to me that even he, A Catholic Preist, did not take the Bible literally because there are a lot of situations that are not relateable to todays society, and one must read the Bible as literature and only take bits and peices from it to heart. I was shocked! Everything that I had ever heard about how everything in the Bible was true was just crushed by Father Bob. At that moment, I did not think 'wow, maybe I should read the Bible and try to see it from a literary standpoint.' instead, the only thought through my head was, 'hehe I knew it! the Bible is not valid and a priest just admitted it!' I later realized that had I only read the Bible and knew what was in it, then I would have actually been able to have an intellectual conversation with this man, rather than an immature banter session that led to nothing but a teenager feeling like they know more than the rest of the world.

The point of my story is that I am glad that I finally have a reason to sit down and read the Bible, so that if I am ever put in a situation, such as the three listed above, I will be able to appreciate it as an important piece of literature and not just something people use to try and convert the bad to good.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Back in the Saddle

Bible as Literature: Notes from the first day

There are no boring books, there are only boring people...

Torah: The 1st 5 books in the Hebrew Bible. The old Testament
1. Genesis: "Creation"
2. Exodus: "departure"
3. Leviticus: refers to the Levites and the regulations that apply to their presence and service in the Temple.
4. Numbers:
5. Deuteronomy: "second law" commandments reviewed by Moses before his death.

Apocolypse does not mean that the world is going to end, but instead is the unveiling of something that were were initially not able to see.

Sophmoric/Senioritic?



Why is Circumcision important??? Here is the wiki on that..

Male circumcision is the removal of some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis.[1] The word "circumcision" comes from Latin circum (meaning "around") and cædere (meaning "to cut"). Early depictions of circumcision are found in cave drawings and Ancient Egyptian tombs, though some pictures are open to interpretation.[2][3][4] Religious male circumcision is considered a commandment from God in Judaism.[5] In Islam, though not discussed in the Qur'an, circumcision is widely practiced and most often considered to be a sunnah.[6] It is also customary in some Christian churches in Africa, including some Oriental Orthodox Churches.[7] According to the World Health Organization (WHO), global estimates suggest that 30% of males are circumcised, of whom 68% are Muslim.[8] The prevalence of circumcision varies mostly with religious affiliation, and sometimes culture. Most circumcisions are performed during adolescence for cultural or religious reasons.[9]

There is controversy regarding circumcision. Advocates of circumcision argue, for example, that it provides important health advantages which outweigh the risks, has no substantial effects on sexual function, has a low complication rate when carried out by an experienced physician, and is best performed during the neonatal period.[10] Opponents of circumcision argue, for example, that it adversely affects normal sexual pleasure and performance, is performed due to excuses and myths believed or conjured by parents and health providers, is extremely painful, and is comparable to female genital cutting.[11]

The American Medical Association stated in 1999: "Virtually all current policy statements from specialty societies and medical organizations do not recommend routine neonatal circumcision, and support the provision of accurate and unbiased information to parents to inform their choice."[12]

The World Health Organization (WHO; 2007), the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS; 2007), and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC; 2008) state that evidence indicates male circumcision significantly reduces the risk of HIV acquisition by men during penile-vaginal sex, but also state that circumcision only provides minimal protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent transmission of HIV.[13][14]


After the first day of class, I learned it is never a good idea to put a cement stumbling block in front of a blind person..